When someone from my school tries to tell me they like sharks more than I do…
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half on a baby: as frustrating as it is to want nothing more than to sleep when you...
as frustrating as it is to want nothing more than to sleep when you have a screaming baby who seems to want to feed but refuses to latch on;
to have a fine film of milk on yourself and everything you own at all times;
to emit a faint odor of spit up and/or curdled dairy product everywhere you…
